Why is Congress wasting its time (aka our money) with baseball players?

Roger Clemens wastes our time

I’ll admit right up front: I’m not sure what Congress actually does at their meetings in Washington. But, what I glean from an ear half-tuned to NPR is that it’s usually a discussion on legislation germane to American citizen’s lives and within the general jurisdiction of the legislative branch of our government.

So then why are our elected officials spending so much time on the allegations of steroid use of baseball players?

Last I checked, the Major League Baseball monopoly is a privately held corporation. Despite local decisions to support the construction of stadiums through significant public tax breaks and subsidies, MLB remains a large, arguably well-run, private corporation which often handles tough internal human resources issues such as substance abuse, as would any other large corporation with stringent performance contracts and important PR considerations.

So, I’ll return to my original question. Why are our elected officials spending so much time and effort on this issue?

As a lowly taxpayer and voter, I would rather our elected officials spend time and effort providing universal healthcare so that I can see the dentist without saving up for weeks on end or ending up in bankruptcy if, God forbid, I had cancer. Or, maybe they can work to reduce government spending so that the value of the dollars I earn doesn’t continue to endlessly nosedive. Or, maybe they can cut our losses in Iraq or tighten an unaccountable defense department that has a difficult time tracking its own purchases.

I guess all those public needs must wait until our elected public officials have fully dissected the internal HR substance abuse crisis of a privately held company. Gosh, how silly of me to even think this wasn’t mucho importante issue #1 for the American people.

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My taxi earnings begin to increase. Is it temporary?

  • December and January were tough months. Holidays meant many people left the City. There was very little tourism and few, if any, special events that draw large numbers into the City.
  • This weekend and last weekend produced relatively high earning taxi shifts. Nearly every shift was above my all-time shift take-home mean. These relatively high earning shifts are pushing my mean back up. It had dipped below $170, around the mid $160s. Now it is back up at $170.
  • Earnings since starting driving 6 months ago
  • The highly unscientific polynomial trendline finally begins to plateau. It doesn’t look like the ski slope I posted a few months ago.
  • I notice that Tuesdays are the lowest earning of the 3 days I work. I’m considering cutting out Tuesday and replacing it with Friday if that shift is available. I would be able to catch the busy Thursday night bar crowd starting at midnight and capture the Friday morning work rush which seems to have more demand for cabs than other days.
  • Will this increase in earnings continue? Is City tourism starting to return? I doubt it. I think there were combinations of events, such as the NADA conference, that brought about higher than usual demand for cabs the last few weekends. I think it will be a few more months before income consistently returns to higher levels.
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Driving again

Chrysler 300C taxi

During my shifts this week:

  • I took an older lady and her daughter back from the hospital one morning. We dropped her daughter off at work first and then I took the lady to her home. When we got there she asked if she could ask a “personal question.” I said sure, no problem. She wondered if cab drivers “need” tips. She had paid one cab driver but he had refused a tip for some reason. I told her that the short answer is yes, we need tips. It’s not required but it makes a big difference in my pay. If I didn’t get any tips I wouldn’t make enough to drive a cab in the City. I’d have to find another job that pays more.
  • I took a rowdy group of 6 in my van back to their hotel from the Castro. For the first few minutes they had a loud internal debate about whether or not to go to the End Up after hours club. The deciders up front voted against it so we ended up going to the hotel instead.
  • The National Automobile Dealer Association held their 2008 convention in San Francisco. I had a number of convention-goer fares. Business was busy in the City, especially Monday when many people were heading to the airport to return home.
  • I had one very involved conversation with a vendor heading to the convention. He had created a chat-based lead generation service for dealership websites. He had recently formed the company after working in the auto CRM industry for a number of years. It was exciting to hear his experience starting the company from scratch.
  • I picked up a nice guy smoking a brown cigarette. I thought it was a clove but it turned out to be a hippie ‘natural’ cigarette. We had a nice chat about the chemical effects of alcohol, nicotene, caffeine, etc. A few days later I thought I saw him on Polk Street but didn’t know for sure. He nodded a non-committal nod as though he thought he might know me too. Afterward I thought, it’s funny, when I first started driving I invested a lot of processing thought on the people in my cab. I looked at their faces, thought a lot about our conversation, their destination, their clothes, etc. Now, I do that stuff but spend less brain ‘processing power’ on those tasks. I encounter so many people each week during my shifts that it just doesn’t make sense to commit all those faces explicitly into memory.
  • I had a lot of fares from bar and restaurant workers that head out an hour or two after the City-wide 2 am bar closing time. They are fun passengers. They’ve worked on their feet for many hours and are decompressing after what was often a busy and stressful shift. They’re usually sober unlike the other passengers at that time. And they tip really well. I guess it’s a combination of having so much cash on hand after a long shift and understanding the power of a nice tip. Thanks, bar and restaurant workers.
  • I picked up a transgender prostitute and her friend from the Tenderloin and took them both to their respective homes. At first I thought the friend was a customer, but he later expressed his (drunk) frustration at the apparent lack of non-transgender prostitutes in the City.
  • Sometimes we’ll get radio calls for cab drivers coming to the garage. This is a perfect way to make a few extra bucks when I’m returning to the garage at the end of my shift. I picked up a driver that had been working for our company since the late 70s. He said it took him about 20 years to earn his medallion. He still loves the job. He drives one of the fleet’s few Chrysler 300C models. They get poor gas mileage but he didn’t seem to mind. The acceleration of the 340hp engine is evidently worth the extra cost of gas.
  • I played around more with driving in the Financial District (City Center) during weekday business hours. The traffic is annoying, but there seemed to be plenty of street hails, especially as the lunch rush began. It was a good experience and as I learned which streets to avoid (for example, Montgomery Street with its excruciatingly long pedestrian-only traffic light cycle) I began to move around more quickly.
  • A catering company worker was standing out on the street downtown with a few bags of prepared food in the Financial and needed to go an office building South of Market to drop off the goods.

    I took him down there, we had a good conversation, and then he asked me to wait. I told him that I couldn’t do that. I knew how long these things can take. It takes forever to get to the right floor, you have to hunt for the office, then you have to put the food out in the right meeting room and find whoever the right person is to sign off on the paperwork (that’s assuming that they’re present) or hunt around for someone that will accept the liability of signing the paperwork. Then you can finally come back.

    I didn’t want to wait that long. In that time I could have found another fare and been off somewhere else. But, he insisted and I was a pushover so I said okay, but I have to run the meter for time while I wait. Five minutes later he is still a no show. I started to get antsy. I had already flipped the taxi radio back on and could hear orders flying by right around me that I was missing.

    He didn’t seem like a flight risk. He didn’t seem like the types I had seen in the past that ran out on bills. Flakes are usually very, very quiet. They avoid direct eye contact and often don’t have a clear destination. He didn’t have any of these traits.

    But, I didn’t think he shared my view of time. He didn’t seem to have an accurate understanding of how long his task would take nor did he clearly understand the cost to me nor the meter cost to him for waiting that long. I decided to wait five more minutes and then cut my losses. Five minutes later he still hadn’t come down and I took off. Sorry, buddy. I guess next time I need to be more forceful about not being willing to wait. Maybe I’ll give out my cell phone number and they can call me when they’re done. That’s probably best.

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Harry Shearer’s “Le Show” is yet another great radio program.

Le Show image of Harry Shearer from KCRW’s website

Who says the golden age of radio is dead? I’m amazed at the depth and breadth of radio these days and I’m blessed to have cabbing force me to explore these depths during long shifts.

My latest find is a wacky but great show from Simpsons voice actor Harry Shearer. You’ll recognize his voice instantly.

It’s difficult to summarize, but imagine a mix between the Daily Show, Colbert Report, SNL and the Onion with a cogent editorial voice similar to an anti-Rush Limbaugh. He tackles serious subjects like the inability of FEMA to sort out disasters and also the silly (but funny) with the ‘Apologies of the Week’ section featuring some great background music. It’s worth a listen.

I listen to it on 91.7 KALW Sundays at noon.

Links

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New music Monday — on a Friday

steve, music, nintendo

I like Steve.
I like music.
I like Nintendo.

But, in my wildest dreams I never imagined the combination of all three. Now my non-existent wildest dreams have come true!

Steve posted his first musical creation last week. It may be an 8-bit song, but it’s got 64-bits o’ heart in my book. Aw.

Keep up the good work! 9 more songs and then you can release an album! (I’d even pay for it on Amazon.)

Links

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When I get mad about employers screwing me over, I think of Robert Reich and then direct that anger at the government. You can too! Here’s how.

Robert Reich thumbnail from Wikipedia

When I drive an 11 hour shift and make only fifty or sixty bucks I feel pretty sour. This doesn’t happen often. But, it does happen a few times a month during this time of year when demand for cabs in the City is seasonally low.

My angry mind jumps first to the cab company. How can this evil cab company charge me so much for my taxi, gas and dispatch services when I’m just barely making money to pay rent? What sort of evil people must they be to squeeze pennies out of the pockets of immigrants and hard working laborers?

(I don’t usually feel these thoughts. In fact, I have a great deal of respect for the cab company I work for.) But, many cab drivers feel these thoughts often. Some of them have posted on this blog or others to express their frustration at high gate fees and poor treatment.

Many American workers have these same thoughts about their employers. Whole websites are dedicated to venting these thoughts about individual companies.

STOP! Take these angry thoughts elsewhere: Aim them at your government.

Robert Reich is former Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton and a regular commentator on my favorite radio program, Marketplace. He has an hour full of extremely wise words on a past edition of the Commonwealth Club of California radio program. (Unfortunately, these wise words are only available in Real Audio format.)

Among many other thoughts he shares in this program, one I latched on to with the whole of my heart is that American citizens can never look toward corporations for true social change. A corporation is a machine. It is a machine with one relentless goal: to create value for its shareholders. Let’s not judge this as bad, good, or whatever. It just is.

Accepting the fact that corporations are value creating machines let’s revisit our anger from above. Let’s not blame Wal-Mart for bad wages. Let’s not blame the taxi company for a high gate fee. Let’s not blame health insurance companies for refusing to accept high risk subscribers. These corporate entities are nothing more than the result of an evolution of best practices to create value for shareholders.

The only true accountable way of making significant societal changes such as a minimum wage or universally available health insurance is ONLY through government regulation, not through the magic of an oxymoronic corporate conscience.

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Nintendo keeps DS fresh, mixes it with spectator sports.

nintendo ds at a baseball game (AP)

I really like my Nintendo DS.

I’ll admit, though — I waft in and out of regular DS play as I beat or get tired of games. There can be big gaps before I find another game that re-ignites my DS spirit, but it never fails to do so eventually.

Nintendo must have come to this realization too.

They’re spicing things up with a neat mixture of DS’ unique wi-fi and touch screen capabilities by creating an application for spectator sporting events. At the Seattle Mariners’ Safeco Field fans can bring their DS to “get stats and player info, watch extra videos, order food and drinks and interact with each other during games.”

This accomplishes three great things in one fell swoop:

  1. Provides value to Nintendo’s existing DS customers by providing additional functionality.
  2. Provides incentive for additional DS purchases.
  3. Further associates Nintendo’s brand with non-traditional gaming, a branding decision exemplified by the Wii and titles like Wii Sports and the forthcoming Wii Fit game.

Way to go, Nintendo.

Link

PS. Anthony pointed me to this app which guides visitors in Disneyland. It even lets you know how long the lines are!

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Sunday and Monday driving

crazy taxi (TM)

Some highlights from working the past few days.

  • I took an older Mexican lady to see her family and grandchildren in Daly City. She was one of the chattiest passengers I’d ever had. At first, I could barely understand her. Between her strong latin accent, a speech impediment apparently related to her age, and a strong smoker’s rasp, her speech was uniquely filtered. But, as soon as my brain started to process the filter I had no problem understanding her. We had a great time.

    She had me stop by a bakery in the Mission on the way. When she came back with the bread she insisted that I feel it through the bag. It felt like bread.

    We also got to talking about some mutual interests, especially meat. We both like meat. We talked about all the different kinds of meat we like. She likes to cook steak. Turns out, I like to cook steak too. She was taken aback to learn that the school her grandchildren attend will no longer be serving meat in school lunches. Indeed, the sky is falling.

  • I took a middle aged French guy from the Outer Richmond downtown. He’s a pastry chef. He still had a thick French accent even though he has lived in the City for over 15 years. He commented on the proportions of the butt of a lady walking down the street, just like my French friends would do when I lived in Scotland. You can take the Frenchman out of France…
  • I took a Dutch couple from their hotel to have breakfast on Fillmore. I was happy they were venturing out of the Fish Wharf hell and into the glorious City neighborhoods.
  • I picked up 3 older Mexican guys in the Outer Mission around 3 or 4 am. They were in a great mood. We stopped by a liquor store on the way to their flat in the Tenderloin. They were in such good spirits I felt comfortable trying out some Spanish with them. They helped me learn a few words I had been wanting to learn… press the button [to open the sliding van door]! On the corner? Which street? They gave me a great tip.
  • I picked up 2 hipsters in the Mission and took them back to their homes in the Haight. I knew they were hipsters because they fit various hipster stereotypes:
    • They lived in the Haight.
    • They went out to a dive bar in the Mission.
    • One had insanely detailed knowledge of guitars and vintage guitar resale values.
    • One knew how to play the Ukulele. I didn’t even know how to spell Ukulele until I consulted my trusty Goog.
    • One was speaking of his impending plan to sell all his worldly possessions and travel. The other asked how he was going to travel. The other responded, not sure about that — I’ll just see what happens.
    • One had a mustache like a cowboy, which upon further research I have now learned is called a “Wild West Moustache”. (Search for it on this page for an example.)

    I was excited to have seen such premium hipster specimens. If they were butterflies and I were a lepidopterist I would have caught them and put little pins through them and put them in a case for exhibit in a butterfly museum as being prime representatives of their species. But, alas, hipsters are not butterflies and I am no lepidopterist.

  • I picked up a few younger Mexican guys, maybe in their late teens or early 20s. They had me turn up 92.7 really loud. But, then one of them started playing reggaeton music on his cell phone as loud as it would go. I offered to turn the radio down, but they wanted both. It was so strangely funny that I had a hard time not laughing out loud.
  • I took 3 older Mexican ladies from the Inner Richmond down to the Mission. One of them had just been in the hospital and, I guessed, her friends had come to see her. At the end of the journey one of them said, You are Americano? Yes, I said. She said, Oooh, you have a very pretty (pressing on her cheeks). I wasn’t sure if that meant I had a pretty face or my beard was getting out of control. (It’s been a few weeks since I shaved so I’m starting to look like a mountain man.) Either way, it was a compliment of some sort. Thanks, Mexican lady. You have nice cheeks too.
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MSFT eating YHOO is about display ads, not search.

yahoo microsoft

Okay, we all know the big news: Microsoft wants Yahoo.

In fact, it has been the only topic visible ‘above the fold’ of The New York Times’ tech page for the past few days. Michael Krasny whipped out a KQED Forum about it first thing this morning. It’s the talk of the town.

But, two things seem to get lost in the jumble. I want to make sure they’re clear.

First, this deal is about display advertising just as much OR MORE than it is about search ads.

Yahoo! and MSFT are beat in the search department. They want to make inroads against Google. They’ll make some with this acquisition. But, it’s frankly too late to kick Google’s ass in search. It’s just not going to happen anytime soon.

But, there’s an egg that’s just as fat on the horizon. It’s what the ad industry calls display advertising. You know ‘display ads’ as annoying banner ads.

Big companies that spend big money on big numbers of ads, like beer, auto and CPG companies, have up to now spent their big wads of dough on TV. They’ve also spent a tad here and there on radio print and outdoor, and a bit on an experiment known as the Internets. The thing is, these here Internets are here to stay and these big companies with big money are finally getting around to realizing this.

Display advertising is going to grow big. Real big. As stupid as you may think Microsoft is, they realize their main revenue stream is in danger. Their stranglehold on a proprietary local fat client operating system and productivity tools will only last so long. They need to diversify.

Microsoft knows Yahoo gets eyeballs. Together, Microsoft and Yahoo together would form a ‘must buy’ company for display ads, just like Google is a ‘must buy’ company for search ads. Just as an ad agency feels it has no choice but to use Google for search advertising, so will they feel that a combined Microhoo will offer such a large number of eyeballs at an attractive price that they will be compelled to purchase display ads from Microhoo for any large scale campaign.

MSFT doesn’t want to break the Internets. It doesn’t want to make another proprietary operating system. It just wants your eyeballs.

Second, it is inappropriate for the government of the United States to prevent this transaction from taking place. Google’s whining is appropriate, as Google’s stockholders absolutely demand lobbying as lobbying is an accepted and expected form of modern business tactics. My thoughts about antitrust regulation are here, so I won’t repeat them.

So, MSFT wants your eyeballs and the government shouldn’t get in the way. That’s my take.

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Mayor spends thousands of dollars to learn transit user fees are necessary.

muni ticket machine

Dear Mayor Newsom

You didn’t have to spend City taxpayer money on private consultants. Anyone could have told you: Just like any other shared and limited public resource, public transit needs user fees.

Offering ‘free’ Muni is a destructive proposal. Muni rolling stock is not unlimited. Removing user fees distorts a natural and effective form of limiting the number of people that use Muni resources.

Muni needs to increase its quality of service. Removing user fees would decrease the quality of service. It would result in more crowded buses, leading to lower frequency and lower average system speeds.

Here’s the real Muni solution: increase quality (frequency, speed, reliability, cleanliness) on critical lines such as 38-Geary, N-Judah, or 14-Mission. Enforce real transit-only lanes that enable high speeds with true signal pre-emption. Prepare Muni to operate faster than a personal vehicle for trips on these ‘primary’ lines. Then, the City can increase user fees to $2 or even $2.50 for these primary lines.

Our residents don’t want free Muni. City residents are more than willing to pay for an effective transit system. It’s up to the City to provide an effective transit system and price it properly, not make a crappy transit system free.

Don’t get me wrong — I’m happy you’ve figured this out by now. It’s just silly that this advice cost tax payers $20,000+. I would have been glad to provide this advice for a bit less. Let’s say $10,000.

Let’s look on the bright side. At least you’re open to new ideas. Just talk to me next time and I’ll charge you half the rate of the consultants, and I’ll give you better ideas faster.

kfarr

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